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"Just turned on Destination Truth and they're looking for elves in Iceland! " - written July 29, 2014
"I may seem angry, a little selfish, loud, and obnoxious yet empathetic on the outside, but on the inside I'm very serious, loving, a mix of optimistic and pessimistic, strict, careful, hopeful, and sensitive." - written July 12, 2014
"I think that other than Skipper, some of the only other people who I feel like I can feel okay with talking about our interest with are :iconTheLittlestOwl: , :iconHennAnastasia: , :iconAlixOTMA18: and :iconRomanovadocka: ." - written on same date as above
"Last night I was lying in bed and all of a sudden I thought of Jónsi and just the thought of him was very moving for me. I just wept a few silent tears and nothing more." - written November 4, 2013
"Jeg kan ikke lide sommeren. Jeg ville ønske, det var vinter!" ("I don't like the summer. I wish it was winter!") - written July 14, 2014
"In spite of the impending eruption, the Ic
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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